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In school, you get to learn about freedom and democracy without the hassle of experiencing either.

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“One had to cram all this stuff into one's mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year.”

Albert Einstein

“Public school felt like prison — cinderblock walls, fluorescent lights, metal lockers. It was so sterile and unstimulating.”

Sufjan Stevens

“How I hated schools, and what a life of anxiety I lived there. I counted the hours to the end of every term, when I should return home.”

Winston Churchill

“I have no clue about what I want to do with my life; I have no interests because I saw every subject of study as work, and I excelled at every subject just for the purpose of excelling, not learning. And quite frankly, now I'm scared.”

Erica Goldson

“School was the unhappiest time of my life and the worst trick it ever played on me was to pretend that it was the world in miniature. For it hindered me from discovering how lovely and delightful and kind the world can be, and how much of it is intelligible.”

E.M. Forester

“At each [class] my head got filled with content. Every forty minutes I was told to stop what I was doing, get up, and find the next classroom that I would be imprisoned in, with a few minutes of rest in between if I was lucky. By the end of the nine-period exertion, I was mentally drained.”

Nikhil Goyal

“I love school. When I bully kids in libraries, they stop coming to the library. But when I bully them in school, they are back the next day, ready for more. Thanks School!”

Chuck Dobbs

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Structure

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Rating

$16,000

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$31,000

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